don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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