I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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