You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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