At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
