Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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