Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Randomize
