I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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