I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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