idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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