so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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