David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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