It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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