i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm passing your future prison.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
