I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It's like God shit irony all over that family
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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