Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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