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so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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