well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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