i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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