Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
