no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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