you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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