Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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