I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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