jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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