lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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