She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I will die if light touches me.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Randomize
