I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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