Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
only if we run a train.
done.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I think your dad took our porno
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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