the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
the liver wants what the liver wants
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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