oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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