Don't you send me to vm
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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