Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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