Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i think i have two assholes
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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