waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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