her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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