Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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