we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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