I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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