he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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