You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Ketchup is God's man juice
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
