Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
