It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
