is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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