4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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