thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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