dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
