idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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