Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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