if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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