ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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