glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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