love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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