did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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