dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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