dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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